Middleton High School

Middleton High School is an ancient, storied American high school. It has been around for as long as anyone can remember, and famously plays host to the world's oldest pep rally.

Despite its high academic standards and wide range of extracurricular outlets, Middleton High School is probably best known for its near-constant atmosphere of violence, terror, and tragedy. Middleton has one of the highest death rates of any high school in America (and that's only counting the students).

Middleton High School operates under a two-tiered government, with power divided between the adult and student administrations. The current head adult administrator is Principal Clemens, while the current head student administrator is Helen Huxler.