Vice Principal Lahrs

Vice Principal Lahrs is the acting Vice Principal at Middleton High School.

Career
Lahrs began her career at Middleton as principal but was demoted to VP due to a series of extremely unpopular policy decisions, including the suggested dismissal of Ronnie the Rabbit, the equalization of the uniform budget for Cheerleaders and Poms, and the removal of "Pizza Wednesdays". Her frigid, solemn public image was lampooned by several student publications, with the Middleton Gazette describing her as,"a dour, pitiless golem of a woman".

Despite a political career colored by humiliating failures, Lahrs has remained a faithful public servant to Middleton and remains an active member of the Clemens Administration.